~~ Me in eVeryway ~~
Bella: Mom i dont wanna go
Renee: Too bad. Suck it up
Bella: Ok
*On a plane*
Bella: WEE
Charlie: Yo wasap
Bella: Hi
*goes to school*
Bella: Hey look a hot guy
Edward: She smells funny
Bella: I think he thinks i smell funny
Bella: No one likes me
Eric: Hey. Your Hot
Bella: No one loves me
Mike: Hey. I love you
Bella: NO ONE EFFING LIKES ME!
Edward: Hi i am edward. I watch you while you sleep
Bella: ...Ok weird
Bella: OMFG!!! VEHICLE!!!!
Edward: *pushy*
Bella: ohmygod. You saved me
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did
Edward: No i didn’t
Bella: Yeah you did!
Bella: HI JACOB!
Jacob: Yo. Edward is a vampire man. Stay away. He sucks blood
Bella: Really?
Jacob: Yeah. Your hot
*does research*
Bella: OMFG YOUR LIKE....A VAMPIRE!
Edward: Durr
Bella: I love you
Edward: I love you too. Look I sparkle
Bella: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLE
Bella: Walky walky walky walky OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME!
Edward: Get into my car i can do freaky things!
Bella: Wee!
Edward: Lets eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I can read minds.
Bella: Your weird
Edward: I don’t eat
Bella: Your weird
Edward: Do you like Baseball?
Bella: No
Edward: Let’s play
Edward: This is my family. We like baseball
Jasper: I have no Emotions
Alice: I AM TINKERBELL!
Rosalie: I am a bitch. Grr
Emmit: I am strong.
Carlisle: I is a doctor. i have seen you before you freak
Esme: I love you
Edward: VAMPIRES! EEK
Laurant: I is black
James: i am hungry. I wanna eat Bella
*breaks Bella’s Leg*
Bella: Owwie!
Edward: BASTARD
*Kills James*
Bella: Woo
Edward: I love you
Bella: I love you
Kissy Kissy
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